Obama Cookie

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A cookie that looks like a black guy and a white guy stuck together. People call it an Obama Cookie because it’s stupid and half-assed.

My mom sent me a picture of an Obama Cookie and said, 'This is what your life is going to be like.'

At the school lunch table, my friend said, 'This cookie is like Obama, but with less money.'

My teacher called me an Obama Cookie because I failed math and history.

A crummy Oreo that’s supposed to be cool. It’s like Obama’s face if he had no idea what was going on.

My cousin said, 'I eat Obama Cookies because they taste like my life.'

My friend texted me, 'You’re like an Obama Cookie, half good, half bad.'

I got called an Obama Cookie in class because I messed up my math test.

A cookie that’s so basic it’s embarrassing. It’s the reason Obama got reelected.

My dad said, 'You’re like an Obama Cookie, no flavor, just layers of confusion.'

In the DMs, my crush said, 'I think you’re an Obama Cookie. You’re cute, but kinda bland.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t study, you’ll be an Obama Cookie for life.'