obama condom

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A free piece of rubber that makes people too lazy to think and just vote for the same old guy.

I got one at the polling place and I didn't even know who I was voting for.

My grandma wore hers like a bracelet and still said she didn't need it.

They handed them out like candy and everyone just laughed and took one.

A magical rubber that makes you forget your problems and just scream 'Yes We Can!' at the top of your lungs.

I put it on and suddenly I was in a campaign commercial.

My brother yelled 'Yes We Can!' so loud he woke up the whole neighborhood.

My mom used it to wipe her forehead and then started crying.

A plastic tube that lets you pretend you're in the White House while your brain is still in the toilet.

I put it on and immediately started arguing with the president in my head.

My dog chewed it and then I had to explain politics to a dog.

My uncle used it as a snorkel and said he was swimming to the Oval Office.