Obama Coffee

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This is the worst kind of coffee ever made. It’s like drinking mud that forgot to be proud.

My boss made me drink Obama Coffee. I now live in regret.

I tried Obama Coffee. My soul died.

My ex gave me Obama Coffee for a anniversary gift. That was a slap.

If coffee was a punchline, Obama Coffee would be the one that fell flat and tripped over its own weakness.

My mom brought me Obama Coffee. I said I’d rather drink my tears.

My teacher gave me Obama Coffee for a pop quiz. I failed twice.

My dog drank Obama Coffee and now stares at me like I betrayed him.

Obama Coffee is the coffee you get when you’re too lazy to make coffee, but also too proud to admit it.

My barista gave me Obama Coffee. I quit my job.

I drank Obama Coffee and now I hate my life.

My friend gave me Obama Coffee as a gift. I threw it in the trash.