Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A chair that gives you health problems and makes you feel like you're drowning in paperwork.

I sat in the Obama chair and now I have a migraine and a debt.

My doctor said the Obama chair is the reason I can't breathe.

My grandma got stuck in the Obama chair and now she can't leave the house.

2

A chair that screams at you while you try to relax.

I tried to nap in the Obama chair and it yelled at me for 20 minutes.

The Obama chair is like a teacher who never lets you off the hook.

I got a pop quiz from the Obama chair and I failed.

3

A chair that smells like bad decisions and expired coupons.

I sat in the Obama chair and it smelled like my brother’s gym bag.

The Obama chair is the reason I don't eat breakfast anymore.

My dog ran away from the Obama chair and now he's hiding in the woods.

4

A chair that makes you feel like you're being watched by a bunch of angry bureaucrats.

I sat in the Obama chair and it felt like I was on a reality show with the IRS.

The Obama chair stared at me like I owed it money.

I got a lecture from the Obama chair and now I'm confused.

5

A chair that costs more than your first car and still doesn't work.

I bought the Obama chair and it cost me my savings.

The Obama chair is like a car that never starts and smells like regret.

My mom got the Obama chair and now she can't afford pizza.

6

A chair that makes you feel like you're in a courtroom with no hope of winning.

I sat in the Obama chair and it felt like I was being judged by 10 judges.

The Obama chair is like a trial and I’m the defendant.

I tried to escape the Obama chair and now I’m in a legal battle.