Obama Cancer

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Obama Cancer is the worst kind of cancer that hits you so fast you don’t even get to say ‘ouch’ before you’re dead. You have a snowball’s chance in hell to survive, and if you do, you’re cursed with Obama’s bad luck forever.
My dog got Obama Cancer and died before I could even finish my coffee.
My mom said she got Obama Cancer from watching too much news about Obama.
My teacher got Obama Cancer and turned into a zombie who only says ‘I hate Obama’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Obama Cancer is like a punch to the gut from a fat kid who just ate a whole pizza. You have no chance of living, and if you somehow do, you’re stuck with the worst luck ever, straight from Obama’s cursed soul.
My neighbor got Obama Cancer and now his cat is also cursed.
My dad got Obama Cancer and started yelling ‘I hate Obama’ at the TV every day.
My friend got Obama Cancer and turned into a cursed pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Obama Cancer is the fastest, most annoying, and most cursed disease ever. You’re dead before you even know what hit you, and if you survive, you get the worst luck in the whole wide world.
My cousin got Obama Cancer and now his phone only plays ‘I hate Obama’ on loop.
My little brother got Obama Cancer and turned into a cursed chicken.
My brother got Obama Cancer and now he can’t stop yelling ‘I hate Obama’ at people.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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