Obama Bomb

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The ultimate drink before a party: pour half a pint of Keystone Light. Add a splash of Root Beer Schnapps. Chug it like a beast. You'll talk like Obama. Girls will want to bang you.
I drank an Obama Bomb before my bar fight. I won. The guy looked like a sad trombone.
My cousin drinks Obama Bombs before his rants. He’s not a rager. He’s a legend.
I had three Obama Bombs. I insulted my teacher. She gave me a B+. I still like it.
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The drink for people who want to be smart and look cool. Half Keystone Light. A few shots of Root Beer Schnapps. Drink it fast. You'll talk like Obama. Girls will be hot for you.
My brother drank an Obama Bomb before his speech. He said ‘y’all.’ The class laughed. He got a standing ovation.
I drank an Obama Bomb before my job interview. I said ‘folks.’ The boss offered me a raise.
My friend drank an Obama Bomb before her date. She said ‘folks.’ He asked her to marry him.
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The best way to get drunk and feel like a king. Half Keystone Light. Add Root Beer Schnapps. Drink it like it's the last drink on Earth. Talk like Obama. Girls will throw themselves at you.
I drank an Obama Bomb before my dance battle. I said ‘folks.’ I won. The crowd went wild.
My friend drank an Obama Bomb before his fight with his brother. He said ‘y’all.’ He won. His brother cried.
I drank an Obama Bomb before my exam. I said ‘folks.’ I got a 100. My teacher was proud.
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