Obama Biden

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When you accidentally read the name of a terrorist while trying to focus on the president.
I thought it was Osama Bin Laden at first. My brain is broken.
I looked up from my phone and saw Obama Biden. My eyes said, 'No, it's Osama Bin Laden.'
I tried to spell it out. O-B-A-M-A B-I-D-E-N. Then I realized I was high.
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When you mix up the names of the president and a terrorist because you're too lazy to think.
I thought Obama Biden was a new terrorist. My brain is slower than a snail.
I saw the name and thought, 'Is this a new ISIS member?'
My mom called me and said, 'You're talking to Osama Bin Laden again.'
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When you’re so tired you think the president’s name is a terrorist’s.
I was so sleepy I thought Obama Biden was a terrorist. I asked my dog for help.
I looked at the name and thought, 'Is this the new guy from 9/11?'
I saw Obama Biden and said, 'Is this Osama Bin Laden on a break?'
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