Obama Baby

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An Obama baby is a kid who did nothing but take credit for everything.
My kid is an Obama baby. He didn’t do nothing but get praised for everything.
The Obama baby in my class got an A+ even though he didn’t do the work.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He failed math but still got a scholarship.
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An Obama baby is a kid born from wild sex after Obama won, or any kid who lived through his whole presidency.
My kid is an Obama baby. He was born the day after Obama won the election.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He’s been through eight years of bad decisions.
My cousin’s kid is an Obama baby. He was born during Obama’s second term.
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An Obama baby is a kid born on the same day Obama got elected, or a kid who was knocked up by Obama and not his wife.
My kid was born on November 4th, 2008. He’s an Obama baby for sure.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He was born the day Obama took his oath.
My neighbor’s kid is an Obama baby. She had a kid with Obama and not his wife.
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An Obama baby is a half-black, half-white kid or a spineless person who says yes to everything just to get your approval.
My kid is half black and half white. He’s an Obama baby.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He’ll say yes to anything just to get a like.
My cousin’s kid is an Obama baby. He doesn’t have a spine.
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An Obama baby is a mixed-race person, like Obama, or someone who will take your side just to get a promotion.
My kid is an Obama baby. He’s half black and half white, just like Obama.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He took my side in the argument just to get a raise.
My neighbor’s kid is an Obama baby. He sides with whoever gives him the best deal.
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An Obama baby is a kid born from wild, celebratory sex after Obama won, and most likely a bastard.
My kid is an Obama baby. He was born from wild sex after Obama won the election.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He’s a bastard and was born after Obama won.
My neighbor’s kid is an Obama baby. He’s illegitimate and was born from wild sex.
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An Obama baby is a kid who’s eight years old and has done absolutely nothing.
My kid is an Obama baby. He’s eight and didn’t do anything.
My friend’s kid is an Obama baby. He’s got eight years of nothing to show for it.
My neighbor’s kid is an Obama baby. He’s been around for eight years and did nothing.
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