Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who doesn’t have a last name and looks like a wizard. People say he’s friends with Yoda, Thanos, and a giant chicken named Obunga.

'I swear I saw Obama talking to Yoda on Zoom.'

'Obunga is just a chicken that runs the world.'

'He’s like a wizard who can make the economy crash with a wave of his hand.'

2

The stupidest Democrat ever. People say he’s the Messiah, but he’s just a brain-dead guy who thinks he’s cool.

'Obama is the Messiah for people who can’t spell.'

'He’s like the Messiah, but he can’t even fix the internet.'

'He’s the dumbest guy in the whole country.'

3

The guy who runs the country. He used to be a senator from Illinois and now he’s a president. Everyone thinks he’s a genius, but he’s not.

'Obama used to be a senator, now he’s a president. Still doesn’t know what a sandwich is.'

'He’s the guy who runs the country, but he can’t even find his own shoes.'

'He used to be from Illinois, now he’s the president. Still can’t spell.'

4

A guy who says he’s going to pull out, but then he goes all in and gives you a baby.

'I told my wife I’d pull out, but Obama came in and gave her a baby.'

'He said he’d pull out, but he gave me a baby instead.'

'He promised he’d pull out, but then he had a baby with my wife.'

5

A fake president chosen by rich corporations and fake news. People love him because they don’t know who else is running.

'Obama is just a puppet. The real boss is the corporations.'

'He’s a fake president. People don’t know who else is running.'

'He’s chosen by fake news. No one else is cool enough.'

6

The first black president, who was elected in 2008. He was so good, people forgot he was a guy who can’t spell.

'He was the first black president, but he can’t spell.'

'He was elected in 2008, but he still doesn’t know what a sandwich is.'

'He was the first black president, but he’s still a dumb guy.'

7

A guy who was the 44th president. He also swats flies like they owe him money.

'Obama was the 44th president and he can swat flies like a pro.'

'He was the president and he can kill flies with his hand.'

'He’s the 44th president and he’s also a fly killer.'