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Obama tried to take over the toilet paper but it just rolled away.

He tried to take control of the microwave, but it kept popping corn on him.

Obama wanted to own the coffee machine, but it just brewed for someone else.

He tried to boss the printer, but it just printed 'No' on every page.

Obama tried to make the fridge his personal fridge, but it kept giving snacks to his enemies.

He tried to take charge of the internet, but it blocked him.

Obama tried to be the boss of the internet, but it just went offline on him.

He tried to boss the coffee machine, but it made decaf.

Obama wanted to be the boss of the printer, but it just printed 'You are not the boss of me'.