obam

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1
A word that means Obama, but way better. Like if Obama was the best at everything, but also the worst. It can describe anything, even your mom's hair.
'This cake is so obam!'
'That speech was the most obam ever!'
'My math test was obam-level bad.'
2
When people think they're Obama, but they're just pretending and quoting him like he's a magic spell. It's annoying as hell.
'I'm Obama, and I say you're a pig!'
'Why don't you just put lipstick on a pig, like Obama would do?'
'I'm thinking like Obama, so I must be right.'
3
A person who's too smart for their own good, like they got a PhD but still can't tell a sock from a shoe.
'He's so obam, he failed his own brain test.'
'She got a degree in philosophy but still can't cook.'
'He reads books but still uses the wrong spoon.'
4
When you throw a party for Obama and then puke your guts out because you drank too much beer and watched too many speeches.
'I celebrated Obama, and now I'm on the floor.'
'I vomited after the Obama speech, and it was glorious.'
'That Obama cake was so good, I threw up.'
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When you say the same old lines everyone else says, but you say them so well it's like you're actually saving the world from some stupid robot.
'I said, 'We have to put lipstick on a pig,' and it was awesome.'
'I quoted Obama so well, my dog believed me.'
'I talked like Obama, and the whole class shut up.'
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When you talk about Obama so much it turns everything into a political nightmare, even your lunch break.
'I said, 'Obama would never eat a sandwich like that.''
'I turned my math test into a debate about Obama.'
'I got into a fight over Obama and forgot the time.'
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