Oballing

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Oballing is when you play basketball so good it looks like Obama got a basketball scholarship just to hang out with you. You pop off like a f***ing rocket and make everyone look like they never touched a ball before.
"You just Oballing me like I'm a rookie."
He Oballing the game so hard, the ref was crying.
I swear, he Oballing me like I was his grandma."
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Obal is when four dudes lay on the floor in a square, all naked, tongues up each other's butts like it's the most normal thing ever. It's like a f***ing group project but with farts and tongues.
"We did an Obal during lunch break. The teachers didn't even notice."
That Obal was so intense, the floor was vibrating.
They did an Obal in the library. The librarian called the cops."
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Oballing is when someone is being a total pain in the a**. Like they won't stop talking, and you can't even think straight because they're so annoying.
"You're Oballing me to death, just shut up."
She was Oballing me so much, I started talking to the ceiling.
He Oballing me like I was his personal stress ball."
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Oballing is when someone is so f***ing annoying it feels like they’re trying to make your brain explode. It's like they're on a mission to ruin your day.
"He was Oballing me so bad, I wanted to throw my phone at him."
She Oballing me during my nap. I woke up mad.
They Oballing me like I was their personal enemy."
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An Oballing is someone who was born overseas but acts like they've been American their whole life. They talk like they were born in the White House and you're just a f***ing nobody.
"He's such an Oballing, he thinks he's the president."
She was so Oballing, she called me a f***ing immigrant."
They Oballing me like I was from another planet."
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