obalistic

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to be so artsy it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like a gym sock.

My art project is so artsy, my teacher thinks I'm a genius, or a lunatic.

He painted his face like a clown and called it modern art. I called it a disaster.

She draws so much, her pencil broke and her hand fell off.

when you're so obalistic you think your doodles are worth a million bucks and your crush is a masterpiece.

I drew a stick figure and called it *The Ultimate Human Experience*.

My crush is so perfect, I think he’s a work of art. He thinks I’m crazy.

I painted my room and now it looks like a madman’s closet.

when you're artsy enough to make a statue out of spaghetti and call it *The Divine Noodle*.

I glued glitter to my forehead and called it *The Sparkle of Souls*.

She made a sculpture out of pizza boxes and called it *The Great Crust*.

He drew on his dog’s face and called it *The Mona Lisa of Dogs*.

when you're so artsy you think your scribbles are the next big thing and your teacher is just a grumpy critic.

I wrote a poem about my cat and called it *The Epic of Whiskers*.

She drew a tree and called it *The Legend of the Leaf*.

He scribbled all over his math test and called it *The Chaos of Numbers*.

when you're artsy enough to make a rainbow out of your socks and call it *The Spectrum of Socks*.

I used crayons for my math homework and called it *The Color of Math*.

She drew on her lunch and called it *The Lunch of Destiny*.

He made a poster out of napkins and called it *The Napkin of Hope*.