obakpororo

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#sharp memory#jealousy#hard work

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Obakpororo have a sharp mind like a knife and a memory like a goldfish that never forgets. They’re stubborn as a mule, work like a dog, and look like a movie star. But they get jealous faster than a kid at a candy store.
I saw him remember my ex’s face in the middle of a fight. I was impressed and scared.
He worked three jobs and still looked like he just walked out of a fashion show.
He got mad when I liked a post from my old crush. It was like I stole his lunch money.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Obakpororo are the type of people who never forget your face but will forget your name. They work like a beast and look like a king. But if you flake on them, they’ll rip your heart out with a spoon.
He remembered my face from five years ago but called me ‘Bob’ the whole time.
He worked 12 hours a day and still had time to send me a flirty text.
He flipped out when I stood him up for a date. He said I was ‘worse than a broken toaster.’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Obakpororo are like a superhero with a memory, a brain the size of a basketball, and a heart that can be broken by a single text. They’re stubborn, workaholics, and they look like they walked out of a magazine. But they get jealous like a kid who lost their last candy.
He remembered my childhood pet’s name but forgot his own birthday.
He worked through the night and still had time to flirt with me in the morning.
He got jealous when I said I liked someone else. He called me ‘a heartbreaker with a bad attitude.’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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