obaki

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Obaki is a chill guy who cracks jokes like they're going out of style and doesn't care if he goes too far he's not afraid to yell at people and make them regret their life choices.
Obaki laughed so hard at my joke he cried and then told my dad he was a failure.
He called my math teacher a f***ing idiot in front of the whole class.
He told my crush he was ugly and then said he was a better friend.
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Obaki is the kind of guy who makes sarcastic comments like they're his full-time job he'll mock you and then laugh when you're mad.
He said my essay was so bad it should be banned from the English department.
He told my mom she looked like a f***ing potato and she believed him.
He mocked my science project and then got a perfect score on his own.
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Obaki is the type of person who jokes around so much he'll make you laugh until you're crying and then tell you you're stupid.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair and then said I was a f***ing disaster.
He told my brother he was a f***ing embarrassment and then laughed at him for 10 minutes.
He said my drawing looked like a f***ing alien and then drew one that was worse.
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Obaki is the guy who's cool and calm until he starts roasting you and then you're doomed.
He told my teacher she was a f***ing nightmare and then got a 100 on the test.
He roasted my lunch and then ate it and said it was the best thing ever.
He said my hair looked like a f***ing mess and then did a backflip in front of me.
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Obaki is the kind of person who's so laid-back he'll tell you the worst joke ever and then laugh like it was gold.
He told me a joke so bad it made me throw up and then said I was a f***ing loser.
He told my crush he was a f***ing ugly frog and then said he was a better frog.
He told my science teacher she was a f***ing failure and then aced the test.
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