obair

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A face that looks like it was hit by a bag of rotten eggs and never washed its mouth
My cousin is an obair. He eats pizza with his hands and still smells like a dead raccoon.
I saw this guy on the bus. He had a tooth the size of a soup can. Obair.
My teacher said I was an obair for drawing on the desk with my finger. It was a compliment.
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A human who thinks floss is a type of cereal
My neighbor is an obair. He eats cereal for dinner and never showers.
I asked him if he brushed his teeth. He said, 'I brush my hair, that's good enough.'
He tried to kiss me. I ran away. Obair.
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A person who would let a dog do their job
My brother is an obair. He lets his dog eat his lunch. The dog has better teeth.
He tried to talk to me. I couldn't hear him. He was an obair.
He used his finger to point at me. It was the dirt on his finger. Obair.
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