Obai

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A hot guy with curly hair who gets all the girls but can't catch the one he wants. He's always laughing and always getting it on.

Obai texted me, 'I got 3 girls today, but I still can't get you. You're annoying.'

He texted me, 'I'm getting it on with 2 girls at the same time. You're still stuck with me.'

He said, 'I got 4 girls in the class, but I still want you. You're the best.'

A cool guy with long hair and a tan who hides out and loves making sandwiches. He's got the whole neighborhood fooled.

Obai DM'd me, 'I made a sandwich so big, it could feed a whole family. And I still got time to hide in my closet.'

He said, 'I'm hiding in my closet, making sandwiches, and still looking cool.'

He posted, 'I made a sandwich so good, even my ex came back to eat it.'

A man who plays every sport and has a bunch of girls. He’s got money and he shows it off to his exes.

Obai texted me, 'I just won the basketball game, and I still got 5 girls. You're still stuck with me.'

He said, 'I got bills in my pockets, and I still got time to show off to my exes.'

He posted, 'I play every sport and got 10 girls. Still can't get you.'

A guy with a tiny weenie who sits all day and jacks off to gay porn. He’s got no life and no energy.

Obai said, 'I jacked off to gay porn for 2 hours. Still can't get it up.'

He texted me, 'I sit all day and jack off. You're still better than me.'

He posted, 'I got a tiny weenie and I still jack off to gay porn.'

A guy who loves Jews and Israel. He sits on his ass and jacks off to hentai all day long.

Obai said, 'I love Jews and Israel, but I still jack off to hentai.'

He texted me, 'I'm sitting on my ass, jacking off to hentai, and loving Israel.'

He posted, 'I'm a Jew lover, and I still jack off to hentai.'