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The ridiculous and fancy words the president uses when he tries to talk without looking at his teleprompters like a f***ing idiot.

The president said, 'We are in a state of flux regarding the economic quagmire.' No one understood a word.

He gave a speech about 'the synergy between nations' and it sounded like he was reading a grocery list.

He tried to explain 'the strategic imperative' without a teleprompter and it was like watching a cat try to play piano.

The fancy and confusing words the president uses when he acts like he knows what he's talking about but he's just making it up.

He said, 'We are poised for a paradigm shift,' and it sounded like he was talking to a wall.

He tried to say 'the national interest' without a teleprompter and it came out like 'the national fish.'

He called it a 'synergy of aspirations' and it confused everyone except his dog.

The fancy, confusing, and totally fake words the president uses when he tries to be smart but ends up sounding like a f***ing fool.

He said, 'We are in a moment of unprecedented convergence,' and no one knew what he meant.

He tried to explain 'the strategic imperative' and it came out like 'the strategic imperative of a f***ing donut.'

He gave a speech about 'the synergy of nations' and it sounded like he was reading a cereal box.

The stupid and fancy words the president uses when he tries to talk without looking at his teleprompters like a f***ing idiot.

He said, 'We are on the precipice of a new era,' and no one knew what that meant.

He tried to explain 'the strategic imperative' and it came out like 'the strategic imperative of a f***ing f***ing donut.'

He gave a speech about 'the synergy of nations' and it sounded like he was talking to a chicken.

The confusing, fancy, and totally fake words the president uses when he tries to be smart but ends up sounding like a f***ing fool.

He said, 'We are in a moment of unprecedented convergence,' and it sounded like he was reading a grocery list.

He tried to explain 'the strategic imperative' and it came out like 'the strategic imperative of a f***ing donut.'

He gave a speech about 'the synergy of nations' and it sounded like he was talking to a wall.