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A man who loves you like you're his last meal and will do anything to keep you from crying. He'll cuss at you, make fun of you, and still show up with pizza when you're having a bad day.
He sent me a text that said 'I know you're crying in your bathroom. I'm bringing pizza.'
He yelled at me for failing a test, then bought me ice cream.
He called me a 'dumbass' but still texted me every day until I felt better.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He's like the hot dog of friends, messy, loud, and always there when you need him. He'll laugh at your problems and then make you feel stupid for having them.
He said, 'You're crying over a break-up? I got dumped by three girls at once and I still had time to eat a hot dog.'
He showed up at my house with a hot dog and said, 'You're not sad. You're just hungry.'
He told me, 'You're not broken. You're just a dumbass who got rejected.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who’ll tell you to shut up and then spend an hour talking about his problems. He’s a walking contradiction who somehow still makes you feel better.
He told me to stop crying and then cried for an hour about his ex.
He said, 'You’re being dramatic,' then texted me a 10-minute rant about his life.
He laughed at my problems and then told me his story for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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