Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who thinks they're a meatball and everyone else is a meatloaf

Hey, you’re not fat, you’re just a regular burger.

I’m not obese, I’m just a well-seasoned steak.

You’re not chunky, you’re just a full-course meal.

2

A human who believes they’re a blimp and everyone else is a balloon

I’m not a blimp, I’m just a slightly overfilled balloon.

You’re not a balloon, you’re just a deflated blimp.

I’m not a balloon, I’m just a well-inflated blimp.

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A person who acts like they're a donut and everyone else is a muffin

I’m not a donut, I’m just a fancy muffin.

You’re not a muffin, you’re just a dry donut.

I’m not a muffin, I’m just a glazed donut.

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A human who thinks they're a pizza and everyone else is a calzone

I’m not a pizza, I’m just a well-tossed calzone.

You’re not a calzone, you’re just a flat pizza.

I’m not a calzone, I’m just a well-filled pizza.

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A person who believes they’re a burger and everyone else is a sandwich

I’m not a burger, I’m just a well-layered sandwich.

You’re not a sandwich, you’re just a flat burger.

I’m not a sandwich, I’m just a meaty burger.

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A human who acts like they're a cake and everyone else is a cupcake

I’m not a cake, I’m just a fancy cupcake.

You’re not a cupcake, you’re just a flat cake.

I’m not a cupcake, I’m just a well-decorated cake.