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he’s a goddamn legend. he laughs at your failures like they’re a joke. he’s been beaten up by life, but he still kicks its ass. don’t mess with him or you’ll regret it for life.
he laughed so hard when i tripped into a taco truck
he beat up the guy who stole my lunch money
he still smiles when people call him a loser
2
he’s the best friend you ever had. he’ll punch your lights out if you’re being a crybaby. he’s been through hell and back but still shows up for you.
he punched my ex when she said i was ugly
he showed up at my birthday party even though he was in jail
he cried when i got a bad grade
3
he’s a total beast. he’s been fighting life since day one. he’ll laugh at your problems and then help you beat them up.
he laughed at my bad hair and then fixed it
he helped me beat up the school bully
he laughed when my dog ate my homework
4
he’s the kind of person who makes your life better. he’ll take your side even if you’re being a total idiot. he’s been through so much but still has time for you.
he took my side when i got in trouble for eating too many cookies
he helped me when i failed my math test
he still laughs when i make bad jokes
5
he’s a total legend. he’s been through hell and still has time to laugh at your bad decisions. don’t ever let him down or you’ll be in trouble.
he laughed when i spilled my coffee on my teacher
he took me to the hospital when i broke my arm
he still helps me when i’m being a crybaby
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he’s the kind of person who makes your life worth living. he’ll laugh at your mistakes and then help you fix them. he’s been through hell and still shows up for you.
he laughed when i tripped into a lake
he helped me when i got lost in the woods
he still shows up even when he’s being a total idiot
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