Obadiah

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A guy who's all about love and will do anything to get it. He doesn't care about pretty faces, he wants brains and something special. He's hilarious but knows when to shut up and get serious. He's loyal to people who stick by him and will fight for what he believes in. And he’s hot as hell.
My man Obadiah would move mountains to be with his girlfriend, even if she’s got a face like a fried potato.
He passed up a date with a supermodel just to talk philosophy with his crush.
He told his ex, 'You were smart, and that’s all I needed.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obadiah is a name that came from a weird ritual where people screamed at lizards until they died. It started in ancient times, and now it’s a fancy way of saying 'lizard killer.'
Obadiah is like the original lizard exterminator, only with more yelling.
He used to yell 'Oh! Bad! Die!' at every bug in his house.
He still thinks he’s the lizard king and yells at spiders when he’s mad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who knows exactly what he wants and will do anything to get it. He’s not into pretty faces, he wants brains and something different. He’s funny but knows when to stop joking and get serious. People love him and want him to stick around forever.
Obadiah would quit his job to be with his girlfriend, even if she had a nose like a elephant.
He turned down a million dollars to stay with his crush.
He said, 'I don’t need a hot body, I need a brain.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. He’s all about being right and doesn’t care if he’s doing the same stupid things everyone else is doing. He judges people hard and forgets he’s just as bad.
Obadiah yells at everyone for being lazy, even though he’s always late.
He called his friend a ‘moron’, but he’s the one who forgot his own birthday.
He said, 'You’re stupid, but I’m not, I know I’m the best.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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