OBADEMI MARTINS

'Obademi Martins? That's the dumbest name I've ever heard.'

'He's not even that good, and he goes by Obademi Martins? What's next, Obafool Martin?'

'Why would anyone choose Obademi Martins as their alias? That's like calling yourself Dumbass McStupidface.'

'He's famous for being called Obademi Martins. That's not a real name, that's a joke name.'

'He's got a fake name, Obademi Martins, and he thinks it's cool.'

'Obademi Martins is just a made-up name for someone who's not that good.'

'He uses the name Obademi Martins like it means something. It doesn't.'

'He's got this dumb name, Obademi Martins, and he thinks it's fancy.'

'Obademi Martins is just a silly name for someone who's not smart.'