Obadassuary

My uncle died. He was a legend. Now he’s in the obadassuary.

The obadassuary said he was the toughest man in the neighborhood. He was right.

That guy got shot. The obadassuary called him a ‘legend in the making’.

She got her obadassuary in the paper. It said she was a ‘walking explosion’.

He died. His obadassuary called him a ‘lunch meat legend’.

The obadassuary for my dad said he could fight a bear with his bare hands.

Her obadassuary said she was the scariest woman in the city. That’s true.

He died. His obadassuary said he was the ‘king of chaos’.

My cousin’s obadassuary said he died doing what he loved. That’s the kind of guy he was.