Obacious

My aunt is an obacious. She eats cake at 3 AM and yells at the TV.

My friend’s dog is an obacious. It chews my shoes and eats my homework.

My teacher called me an obacious in front of the whole class. I cried.

My mom is an obacious. She eats pizza for breakfast and wears pajamas to work.

My cousin’s cat is an obacious. It knocks over milk and stares at me like I owe it money.

My neighbor is an obacious. He eats donuts and shouts at the mailman.

My brother is an obacious. He eats chips in class and gets in trouble every day.

My grandma is an obacious. She eats pie for lunch and doesn’t care who sees it.

My friend’s pet turtle is an obacious. It eats salad and stares at me like I’m a snack.