Obabs

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A meaty monster so big it looks like it just ate a whole gym and a bunch of protein powder.
My cousin is SWOLE. He can bench press a cow.
I saw a guy at the park and thought he was a superhero. Turns out he's just SWOLE.
That guy in the mirror? He's SWOLE. I'm just me being sad.
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A smelly, lazy, scrawny creature that lives in the trash and stares at you like it wants to eat your soul.
That opossum in my backyard is an Obab. It’s like a ghost with no pants.
I saw an Obab on the sidewalk. It looked like it had been run over by a truck and a raccoon.
My neighbor says his cat is an Obab. I don’t believe him. That cat is a fancy Obab.
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