Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s the whole damn show and the empty seat at the end, the first punch and the last faceplant.

I swear obaba is the reason my life has no plot and no end.

My ex said obaba was the reason he left me for a toaster.

I think obaba is why my dog won’t stop barking at nothing.

2

It’s like the universe had a brain fart and then forgot to finish the thought.

My math teacher said obaba was why I failed algebra twice.

My mom said obaba was why my brother stole her phone.

I think obaba is why my cat stares at me like I owe him money.

3

It’s the start of the party and the reason everyone left early.

My friend said obaba was why his pizza got cold and lonely.

I think obaba is why my dog ran away from the park.

My dad said obaba was the reason he forgot his own name.

4

It’s like the beginning of your day and the end of your sanity.

My teacher said obaba was why I fell asleep during the test.

I think obaba is why my neighbor’s lawn is now a jungle.

My brother said obaba was why he ate my homework.

5

It’s like the first bite of cake and the last mouthful of regret.

My mom said obaba was why I ate the whole cake and then cried.

I think obaba is why my dog ran into the pool.

My friend said obaba was why he failed his driving test.