Obaa

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The dumbest girl who ever lived. She flirts with every guy and dumps them like they’re expired chips. She eats snacks like it’s her full-time job and does hair so wild it looks like a tornado had a meltdown.
I saw Obaa with 3 boys at once. One was crying. I laughed so hard I snorted my chip.
Obaa texted me: 'I’m with him now. Don’t worry about me.' Then she snacked on a whole bag of Doritos.
She did her hair like a raccoon got into a glitter factory.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most gorgeous person who ever walked the earth. She’s smarter than your mom and looks better than your ex. If you don’t have an Obaa, you’re living a sad, plain life. Get one or get ready to be jealous.
Obaa walked in the room, and the whole class went silent. Even the teacher forgot what she was doing.
She wore a dress that looked like it cost a month’s allowance. And she still managed to look cool.
Obaa told me, 'You’re not my type. I only date cool people.' I’m still not cool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl who doesn’t cheat, and if she does, it’s only because she’s bored. She’s loyal, she’s sweet, and she’ll still text you at 2 a. m. just to say hi. Don’t mess with Obaa, or you’ll regret it.
Obaa didn’t cheat on me. She just said, 'I like him too.' Then she texted me at 3 a. m. with a photo of a pizza.
She stayed with me even when I forgot her birthday. Then she reminded me by sending me a meme of a sad cake.
Obaa said, 'You’re my favorite. Don’t mess this up.' I didn’t. I just forgot to text her back.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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