Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A school so cheap it smells like a fart in a lunchroom.

My kid’s school is so cheap, they use crayons for chalk.

The teacher wears socks with holes, and it’s not even a fashion statement.

They don’t even have a real playground, it’s just a dirt patch and a broken swing.

2

A school so bad, it makes your lunch taste like regret.

My kid’s school is so bad, they taught math with a broken calculator and a guess.

The principal wears the same shirt every day, and it’s not even a fashion choice.

They have more mice than students in the classroom.

3

A school so low class, it makes your pants itchy.

My kid’s school is so low class, they use paper plates for art projects.

The teacher says ‘you’re all failures’ and means it.

The school lunch is just a bag of chips and a suspicious meatball.

4

A school so cheap, it makes your budget happy.

My kid’s school is so cheap, they only have one book for the whole class.

They save money by using the same eraser for 10 years.

They don’t even have a real clock, it’s just a kid telling time.

5

A school that makes your brain feel like it’s on vacation.

My kid’s school is so bad, they taught spelling with a dictionary from 1987.

The teacher doesn’t know the difference between a sentence and a scream.

They use the same chalk for 10 years and it’s still white.

6

A school that makes your kid wish they were in jail.

My kid’s school is so bad, they let the kids fight for lunch.

The teacher yells at the kids for talking, but talks to the principal like a friend.

They have more homework than a grown man.