Ob-Com

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A short way to say someone is obsessed and crazy. They get super mad about tiny things. No one else cares, but they do.
My mom is ob-com because her coffee is cold. She’s yelling at the universe.
My brother is ob-com because his sock is inside out. He’s throwing a tantrum.
My teacher is ob-com because I talked during math. She’s writing me a 500-word essay on why I’m a failure.
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When someone is so stressed about something stupid, they act like it’s the end of the world. No one else thinks it’s that bad.
My friend is ob-com because his phone dropped in the toilet. He won’t use it again.
My neighbor is ob-com because her cat didn’t eat her breakfast. She’s calling the police.
My dad is ob-com because his remote control is on the floor. He’s screaming at the TV.
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A person who gets all worked up over nothing. They’re like a dog with a bone, but the bone is just a crumb.
My sister is ob-com because her hair is messy. She won’t leave the house.
My coworker is ob-com because the coffee machine is out. He’s crying in the break room.
My mom is ob-com because her shoes are untied. She’s arguing with me for 10 minutes.
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When someone is so messed up in the head they think a paperclip is a life-or-death situation. They can’t let it go.
My brother is ob-com because he dropped a paperclip. He’s crying like he’s been abandoned.
My friend is ob-com because his pencil broke. He’s throwing a fit in class.
My teacher is ob-com because the classroom is messy. She’s giving everyone a pop quiz.
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A person who can’t handle a little stress. They go full-on crazy over tiny problems, like they’re being chased by a bear.
My cousin is ob-com because her sock is missing. She’s running around the house screaming.
My friend is ob-com because he spilled water on his shirt. He’s crying and throwing stuff.
My dad is ob-com because his keys are in the fridge. He’s yelling at the fridge like it’s a villain.
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