OB City

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A fake city where everyone is so fat they can't move. It’s like obesity got its own neighborhood and started a party.
My cousin moved to OB City and now he can't fit in his pants.
I tried to visit OB City and got stuck in a subway.
My dog went to OB City and came back with a waistline.
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A tiny spot in Virginia where fat people live like kings. It was started by a crazy fat guy who wanted everyone to be as big as him. Now it’s run by a kid who weighs as much as a fridge.
My aunt lives in OB City and she eats three pizzas for breakfast.
My uncle moved there and now he can’t walk without a scooter.
My cousin’s friend got a job as a mayor of OB City and he only eats donuts.
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It’s like obesity is a city that drags you down. It also means money is the worst thing ever and it’s like a virus that makes you lose all your energy and joy. And it’s also a rapper who drops bars about being broke and fat.
OB City is like my life, I’m broke and I can’t move.
My friend said OB City is the reason he can’t get a date.
OB City is so real, I’m living it every day.
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