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Original Badass, the kind of person who would punch your mom for stealing your fries.

Original Badass is my cousin. He once fought three guys over a parking spot.

Original Badass doesn’t just walk into a room, he walks into a room and makes it cry.

Original Badass would eat a whole pizza for breakfast and still beat you in a race.

Oh Brother, what you say when your friend just did something so stupid it makes you want to throw a chair.

Oh Brother, you just ate a whole bag of chips and still didn’t win the game.

Oh Brother, I just got fired and you told me to eat more donuts.

Oh Brother, you tried to talk to a seagull and it laughed at you.

Out Of Boundary, like being stuck in a different world where everything is weird and you’re not welcome.

Out Of Boundary, I live in Ohio and you’re from California. You’re Out Of Boundary.

Out Of Boundary, I came from the moon, and you’re still Out Of Boundary.

Out Of Boundary, your cousin’s cat is now the king of the universe, and you’re Out Of Boundary.

Ocean Beach, a place where everyone’s weird, everyone’s got a tattoo, and everyone thinks they’re a rock star.

Ocean Beach is where I live. Everyone’s a hippie and I’m not even cool.

Ocean Beach has a chili cook-off and it’s the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen.

Ocean Beach is where my neighbor once tried to talk to a seagull and got in a fight.

Onion Booty, that girl with the ass so big it could hold a whole salad and still look good.

That girl in class is Onion Booty. She could eat a whole pizza and still look hot.

My mom is Onion Booty. She wears jeans with holes and still looks good.

That girl in the grocery store is Onion Booty. She could eat a whole bag of chips and still look good.

to faint when hearing the result of an election, like getting hit by a bus but with more confusion.

I fainted when I heard the election result. It was like someone hit me with a bag of donuts.

My dad fainted when he heard the election result. He was still confused and eating chips.

I fainted when I heard the election result. It was like I got hit by a seagull.

old bill, like your grandpa, but with more swear words and less patience.

My grandpa is an old bill. He once yelled at a seagull and it ran away.

Old bill is someone who still uses the word ‘fart’ in every sentence.

My uncle is an old bill. He still remembers when the internet was just dial-up.