Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a grumpy old man who thinks he's still cool

My grandpa tried to rap at the grocery store. It was a disaster.

The guy at the gym yelled at me for not doing push-ups fast enough.

My uncle tried to text me using his phone from 2008. It had a dial pad.

2

a wrinkled old man who thinks he's still a punk

My dad tried to skateboard down the street and fell into a puddle.

The man at the bar tried to start a fight with a kid who was just eating a taco.

My uncle tried to give me a haircut with scissors and a comb. It looked like a war zone.

3

an old man with no life who still thinks he's a rebel

My grandpa tried to start a band called 'The Old Farts.' It was sad.

The guy in the park tried to skateboard with a cane. It didn’t go well.

My uncle tried to text me using his phone from 2005. It had a dial pad and a face.

4

a man who’s too old to be cool but still tries

My dad tried to dance at my birthday party. He looked like a robot.

The man at the gym tried to lift weights like he was in a movie.

My uncle tried to give me a haircut and made me look like a raccoon.

5

a man who has no idea what cool means anymore

My grandpa tried to text me using his phone and it just said 'ERROR.'

The guy at the bar tried to start a fight with a kid who was just eating a taco.

My uncle tried to give me a haircut and it looked like a prison break.

6

a man who tries to be cool but just looks like he’s having a meltdown

My dad tried to skateboard and fell into a tree. It was epic.

The man at the gym tried to do pull-ups and just cried.

My uncle tried to text me with his phone and it exploded.