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The king of Instagram. Also known as @oayo. He’s got more followers than your mom’s gossip group.

@oayo just posted a selfie and I cried. #FollowerGoals

My dog has more likes than @oayo. Sad.

I DM’d @oayo and he blocked me. Classic.

The most famous person on Instagram. Also known as @oayo. He’s rich and you’re not.

@oayo bought a car with his follower count. I bought a bike with my dignity.

I tried to befriend @oayo. He said ‘no’ and I got a 100 likes. I’m confused.

I asked @oayo for a follow. He said ‘no’ and I cried. #RichManProbs

The king of Instagram. Also known as @oayo. He’s got a following and you’ve got a problem.

@oayo followed me back. I cried. #FollowerDrama

I asked @oayo for a follow. He said ‘no’. I asked my dog. He said ‘yes’.

I DM’d @oayo. He said ‘no’. I cried. My dog laughed.