Oaxnard

I'm moving to Oaxnard next week. I'll be the first one to die there.

My uncle went to Oaxnard and never came back. He probably got eaten by a gator.

Oaxnard is the place where your ex goes to cry and smoke cigarettes alone.

I went to Oaxnard and my nose never recovered.

My dog ran away to Oaxnard and came back with bad breath.

Oaxnard is where people go to forget they ever had dreams.

I live in Oaxnard and I'm not even a loser.

My friend moved to Oaxnard and now he's a loser.

Oaxnard is where your mom goes to hide from your dad.