oaxiando

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Being Mexican so hard it hurts. Your face looks like it was carved by a angry Aztec god and you probably ate too much tamales.

I'm not just Mexican, I'm oaxiando. My abuela says I look like my great-great-grandpa.

My cousin got in a fight at the taco truck because he wasn't oaxiando enough.

I tried to speak Spanish, but my accent was so strong, the waiter thought I was from another planet.

When you're so Mexican, you don't just eat food, you live it. Your nose is big enough to hold a burrito.

My mom says I'm oaxiando, but I think she just wants me to stop eating nachos at 3 a. m.

My friend got called oaxiando at school because he wore a sombrero to the prom.

I'm oaxiando and I'm not afraid to say it, even if my uncle still thinks I'm related to a corn plant.

You're so Mexican, you can feel the sun in your bones. Your skin is darker than your grandma's coffee.

I'm oaxiando and I don't need a passport to go to Mexico, I already live there in my head.

My little brother got called oaxiando because he ate a whole plate of enchiladas without asking.

I'm oaxiando, and I don't care if my face looks like a taco that's been left out in the sun.