Oaxacan Threesome

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A woman gets laid by the bartender, only to find out later he’s a mezcal rep and she’s stuck with his stupid sales pitch.

She thought it was a fling, but now she’s getting spam about agave.

He said ‘we can do this every Friday’, she said ‘no’ and blocked him.

She got a free drink, but now she’s on the hook for a whole shipment.

A woman goes home with the bartender, only to realize he’s a mezcal rep and she’s now his biggest fan, against her will.

She thought it was a one-night stand, now she’s in a mezcal ad.

He said ‘you’ll love this stuff’, she said ‘you’ll love me when I leave’.

She got a kiss, a drink, and a lifetime supply of bad decisions.

A woman hooks up with the bartender, only to find out he’s not just a bartender, he’s a mezcal rep and she’s now his worst customer.

She thought it was a fling, now she’s on a sales call.

He said ‘we can go out again’, she said ‘I’ll go out with your boss’.

She got laid, now she’s stuck with a commission.