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A lazy ass officer who just follows their boss around like a lost puppy and repeats whatever the boss says to the people below them. They don’t do no work, just talk trash.
I’m just here to reiterate that we’re all gonna die at 3 PM. Again.
Boss said to take a break. I said to take a break. No one took a break.
I don’t know why we’re here. I just repeat what the boss said. That’s my job.
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A glorified office drone who has no brains and just parrots their boss’s orders to everyone else. They don’t think. They don’t act. They just pass the buck.
I got told to tell everyone to come in. So I told everyone to come in. That’s it.
Boss said to shut up. I said to shut up. So I shut up.
I don’t know why we’re doing this. I just do what I’m told. That’s it.
3
A useless office tool who just hangs out with their boss and repeats their boss’s orders to the people who actually do the work. They’re like a human echo with no personality.
I’m just here to say, ‘Boss said to stop being loud.’ So I said it. That’s my job.
Boss told me to tell everyone to take a break. I told everyone to take a break. No one took a break.
I don’t know why we’re here. I just repeat what the boss says. That’s all I do.
4
A brain-dead officer who just follows the boss around and tells everyone else what the boss said. They don’t have a mind of their own. They just repeat.
Boss told me to say, ‘Everyone’s gonna die at 5.’ So I said it. That’s my life.
I don’t do no work. I just repeat what the boss says. That’s it.
I told everyone to take a break. Boss told me to take a break. I didn’t take a break.
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An office waste who just hangs out with their boss and tells everyone else what the boss said. They don’t do no work. They just talk.
Boss said to tell everyone to stop talking. So I told everyone to stop talking. No one stopped talking.
I got told to tell everyone to take a break. So I told everyone to take a break. No one took a break.
I don’t know why we’re here. I just repeat what the boss says. That’s it.
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A boring officer who just follows their boss around and repeats their boss’s orders to the people who actually do the work. They’re like a human robot with no personality.
Boss said to tell everyone to take a break. I said to tell everyone to take a break. No one took a break.
I don’t do no work. I just repeat what the boss says. That’s all I do.
Boss told me to say, ‘We’re all gonna die at 4.’ So I said it. That’s my job.
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