Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Texting like you're dying and your mom is making you eat Brussels sprouts

I just got a 30% on my math test. Oaugh.

My dog ate my homework. Oaugh.

My sister's in my pants. Oaugh.

2

Writing in text like you're being tortured by a math teacher and a clown

I failed my science test. Oaugh.

My dad is yelling at me. Oaugh.

My crush is ignoring me. Oaugh.

3

Typing like you're screaming into a pillow and your dog is barking at you

My mom is screaming at me. Oaugh.

I got detention. Oaugh.

My phone is broken. Oaugh.

4

Texting like you're stuck in a blender with a math teacher and a chicken

I just got grounded. Oaugh.

My math test was a disaster. Oaugh.

My brother is being a jerk. Oaugh.

5

Texting like you're trapped in a locker with a math teacher and your worst enemy

I failed my math test again. Oaugh.

My dog ate my lunch. Oaugh.

My crush asked me out. Oaugh.