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The noise a horse makes when it shits on a tomato while riding a hovercraft and screaming.

My uncle's hovercraft broke because the horse decided to defecate on a tomato and yell at the sky.

I heard that sound and immediately knew my cousin was involved.

The hovercraft exploded because the horse was too busy pooping to notice the tomato was a trap.

When a horse eats a tomato so fast it sounds like a toilet clogged up and then exploded.

I heard that noise and knew my brother’s horse had just eaten a tomato like it was his enemy.

The tomato was so juicy, it made the horse go ‘huh?’ and then ‘huh?’ again.

The hovercraft was just a bonus. The real disaster was the tomato.

The scream of a horse that just bit into a tomato and got a mouthful of tomato guts and hovercraft fuel.

That horse sounded like it just bit into a tomato and got a mouthful of hovercraft fuel and regret.

I swear I heard that sound from the next town over. It was that loud.

The tomato was a trap. The hovercraft was just a distraction.