Oatverdose

My roommate eats oats for breakfast lunch and dinner I think he’s trying to become a cereal deity

I saw a guy eat six bowls of oats in one go He said it was a sacred ritual

My dog got an oatverdose and now he’s licking the floor like it’s a holy relic

I woke up to my brother eating oatmeal out of a bowl like it was his face

My sister eats oats so much I think she’s trying to turn into a porridge person

My dad eats oatmeal every day and now he talks like a bowl

My neighbor eats oats like it’s a royal duty He probably thinks he’s the oat king

I saw a guy eat oats for three days straight and now he’s crowning himself king of the oat realm

My mom eats so much oatmeal she thinks she’s royalty and I’m just her servant

My friend eats oats every morning and now he’s calling himself the breakfast legend of the block

I saw a guy eat oatmeal so fast he was like a breakfast superhero

My dad eats oats so much I think he’s going to be in the breakfast hall of fame

My cousin eats oats so much I think he wishes he was just a grain of cereal

I saw a guy eat oatmeal and now he’s talking like he’s a grain of oats

My brother eats so much oatmeal he’s trying to be a grain in the cereal kingdom

My dad eats oatmeal every day and now he’s like a saint of the breakfast table

I saw a guy eat so much oatmeal he was like a holy man of the cereal world

My sister eats oats so much I think she’s trying to be canonized as the oatmeal saint