Oatsy'd

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When a guy is getting a blowjob and then pukes all over him after he finishes, the puke looks like runny oatmeal and smells like regret.
He was halfway through his third beer when he Oatsy'd me and my face was covered in lukewarm shame.
I asked him if he wanted a second round, and he Oatsy'd me like I had just insulted his mom.
I was trying to be fancy, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like a failed science experiment.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy is getting a blowjob and then throws up on him like it's a surprise party, the mess looks like someone dumped a bowl of oatmeal on his face.
He Oatsy'd me in front of my whole class and I had to explain it was just a food fight.
I was trying to impress her, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like a rejected breakfast.
He Oatsy'd me during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was being creative.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy is getting a blowjob and then throws up on him like he’s been eating rocks, the puke looks like someone stirred a bowl of oatmeal with a broom.
I was about to get a second round when he Oatsy'd me and I had to run to the bathroom.
He Oatsy'd me in the middle of a dance and I looked like I had failed a test.
I was trying to be cool, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like a failed science experiment.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy is getting a blowjob and then throws up on him like he just ate a whole box of cereal, the mess looks like a bowl of oatmeal was dumped on him.
He Oatsy'd me during my lunch break and I had to eat my sandwich in silence.
I was trying to be romantic, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like I had just lost a bet.
He Oatsy'd me in the back of the bus and I had to hide under a blanket.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy is getting a blowjob and then throws up on him like he just drank a whole bottle of soda, the puke looks like someone stirred a bowl of oatmeal with a spoon made of regret.
He Oatsy'd me during my presentation and I had to finish it with a mouthful of shame.
I was trying to be fancy, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like I had failed a cooking class.
He Oatsy'd me in the middle of a game and I had to leave the table.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy is getting a blowjob and then throws up on him like he just ate a whole plate of cereal, the mess looks like a bowl of oatmeal was dumped on him and he was screaming about it.
He Oatsy'd me during my favorite TV show and I had to watch the rest of it in silence.
I was trying to be cool, but he Oatsy'd me and I looked like I had just been yelled at by my mom.
He Oatsy'd me during a phone call and my friend thought I had just lost a bet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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