Oatridge College

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#agricultural nightmare #horse whisperer heaven #hay-smelling hellscape

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Oatridge College is a smelly farm school in Scotland where they teach you how to fatten up cows, stroke chickens, and let horses poop on your shoes. It’s like being stuck in a barn with a bunch of farm nerds.

My cousin went to Oatridge and came back talking like a goat.

I’d rather eat dirt than go to Oatridge College.

That school is for people who think mucking out stables is a career.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Oatridge College is a farming school near Edinburgh where everyone wears overalls and smells like old hay. The girls there are all promiscuous and think being a cow farmer is a hot job.

My aunt dated a guy from Oatridge and now she’s got a cow fetish.

If you go to Oatridge, be ready to be called a barn-dweller forever.

Oatridge College is where the sluts of Scotland are trained.

by Slangipedia 12d ago