Oatophobia

I saw a bowl of oatmeal and I screamed like it was my ex.

My mom made oatmeal for breakfast and I threw my plate at the wall.

I got a oatmeal smoothie and it was like a slap from a confused toddler.

I walked into the kitchen and saw oatmeal and I peed my pants like a baby.

My friend dared me to eat oatmeal and I ran out crying like I was chased by a bear.

I had to eat oatmeal for lunch and I sat there like I was about to die.

I looked at my oatmeal and I said, 'this is why I hate life.'

I had to eat oatmeal and I felt like I was being tortured by a sad clown.

My oatmeal was so bad I cried in my cereal.