oAtom

Fresh
#bridge failure#minecraft addict#embarrassing

0 views · Added 6h ago · 3 definitions

1
The worst bridge player ever who plays Minecraft like it's a real job and still can't beat a 6-year-old
He spent 10 hours in Minecraft and lost to my dog.
His bridge game is so bad, the table cried.
He plays Minecraft so much, his thumbs have blisters and still can't win.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
2
A bridge player so bad, he makes the game look like a sad excuse for a hobby
He plays Minecraft and still can't beat my 10-year-old sister.
He lost a bridge game so bad, the cards got tired.
He plays Minecraft 10 hours a day and still can't beat a kid.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
3
The bridge player who plays Minecraft like it's his full-time job and still can't beat a baby
He plays Minecraft so much, he forgot how to breathe.
He lost a bridge game so bad, the bridge broke.
He plays Minecraft for 10 hours a day and still can't beat my cat.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
xs