Oatmenphobia

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When you get so scared of the Quaker Oats man you think he's gonna come out of your cereal and punch you

I woke up screaming because I thought the Quaker Oats man was in my cereal

My dog ran out of the house when he saw the Quaker Oats commercial

I threw my bowl at the TV when the Quaker Oats man smiled

The terror you feel when you see the Quaker Oats man and you swear he's gonna steal your breakfast

I hid under the table when the Quaker Oats man showed up on the screen

My sister threw a pillow at the TV because of the Quaker Oats man

I refused to eat cereal for a week because of that stupid man

When the Quaker Oats man gives you the creeps so bad you think he's gonna follow you to school

I took my lunch to school just to avoid the Quaker Oats man

I drew a mustache on the Quaker Oats man in my notebook

I told my mom the Quaker Oats man was haunting me