Oatmealville

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A town where deer hang out, Big Foot lurks, and Jamie is just a regular girl who happens to be a whore. You go there to get lost in the woods, smoke weed, or visit your best friend and get into total chaos.
I went to Oatmealville and got lost. Now I’m stuck with Big Foot and a bunch of deer for company.
I brought my friend to Oatmealville, and now we’re both high and running from a guy who looks like a monster.
Jamie is the worst. She’s a whore, a regular, and lives in the woods. Why? Who knows.
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A hole in the ground where deer run free, Big Foot walks around, and Jamie is just a trashy girl who lives in the woods. It’s like the Blair Witch Project, but with more weed and fewer screams.
I went to Oatmealville, smoked some weed, and now I’m hiding from a man who looks like a monster.
Jamie is a whore and lives in the woods. That’s a fact.
I visited my friend in Oatmealville, and now we’re both high and running from Big Foot.
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A town where deer party, Big Foot walks around, and Jamie is just a whore who lives in the woods. It’s the best place to get lost, smoke pot, or just hang out with your best friend and get into the worst trouble.
I went to Oatmealville, got lost, and now I’m running from Big Foot and a bunch of deer.
Jamie is a whore, and she lives in the woods. I don’t know why, but I’m mad about it.
My best friend lives in Oatmealville. We went there, smoked weed, and now we’re both stoned and lost.
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