Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're kissing a hot piece of ass and you throw up in her mouth like a fag who just got kicked in the nuts

I was making out with my ex and I puked in her mouth. Classic oatmealing.

He was about to get a kiss and then he threw up in her face. So embarrassing.

I had a hot girl in my life and I ruined it by puking in her mouth. Oatmealing at its finest.

2

when a famous person talks about your website and it crashes because all the dumb fags go there at once

That guy posted about my site and it crashed. Classic oatmealing.

My site got mentioned by a famous person and it crashed like a fag with no pants.

I got viral and my site crashed. It was oatmealing.

3

a funny comic about dumb stuff like tacos and hipsters by a guy from Seattle who makes everything sound awesome

That comic about tacos and hipsters is the best. Oatmealing.

I love that comic about airplane drinks and hammer pants. It’s oatmealing.

That Seattle guy makes everything sound awesome. It’s oatmealing.

4

a breakfast of oats and water. It's not a blowjob you pervs. It's oatmealing.

Oatmeal is just water and oats. Not a blowjob you pervs.

Don't call it a blowjob. It's oatmealing.

You pervs think it's a blowjob. It's oatmealing.

5

grits for rich fags who think they're cool

Grits are for fags who think they're cool.

Rich fags eat grits like they're special.

That's just grits for fags who think they're cool.

6

a breakfast of rolled oats and water. It's not sex or fag sex or any of that dumb shit you dumb fags.

Oatmeal isn't sex. It's just oats and water.

You dumb fags think it's sex. It's just oatmeal.

It's not gay sex. It's oatmealing.

7

a dumb ass

That guy is a dumb ass. Classic oatmealing.

She’s a dumb ass. Oatmealing at its finest.

He’s got a dumb ass. It's oatmealing.