Oatmeal trick

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When you mess someone up in court by making them say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ like they just ate a horse.
I told my cousin he was full of crap and he had to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in front of the judge.
My mom’s lawyer made my uncle say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in court and he looked like a fool.
I got my brother to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in court and now he’s stuck with that for life.
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When you trick someone so bad they’re forced to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in front of everyone like they’re a disgrace.
My brother had to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in front of my whole class and it was the worst.
I made my neighbor say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in a Zoom meeting and now he’s embarrassed.
I got my teacher to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in front of the school and it was pure revenge.
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When you play a prank so cruel they have to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in public and it’s the worst thing ever.
I got my dad to say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in front of my cousins and it was the best day ever.
I made my mom say ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ in the grocery store and it was so funny.
I tricked my friend into saying ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal’ at the park and it was like a comedy show.
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