Oatmeal Swish

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An old lady takes a big spoonful of oatmeal and then forces your junk into her mouth and swishes it around like it’s a lollipop.

She said, 'I'm gonna make this oatmeal taste like your face.'

He was so shocked he spilled his coffee on her nightgown.

She swished so hard he thought his nuts were gonna pop out.

When a grandma takes your penis and uses it to stir her oatmeal like it's a spoon.

He said, 'I didn't come for breakfast, I came for a beatdown.'

She stirred so fast he thought his balls were gonna fly out of his pants.

He had to take a shower after that. And his socks.

A senior citizen takes your junk and gives it a full-blown oatmeal facial while you're trying to eat.

He said, 'I thought I was getting a snack, not a slap in the face.'

She swished so hard he thought his foreskin was gonna come off.

He was so embarrassed he walked out in his underwear.